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3 N$="YELL") 3 ;" ": 3 (N$="RED " 2 N$="NORM") 2 ;"NOT A LOT." 2 "BUT IT'S NOT HERE!": 1 Z$=E$(LO,N 1 Y$=" ": 1 X$=X$+" " 1 X$;" WHICH WAY?": 1 X$;" WHAT?": 1 R0R6R6B5R6R6R6G5G5G5P5P5P5F5F5T4T4T4R4F5S5S5X5S5C0C0C0V2R6R6R5F5R6R5R0C0C0C0C0S5F5F5F5C0C0C0B0C0C0 1 Q$="BLOCKS YOU." 1 P$="YOUR SKIN WILL MAKE A NICE HAND-BAG FOR MY GRANDMOTHER." 1 P$="YOU'RE DEAD,MATE." 1 P$="YOU'LL DO FOR MY DINNER,WITH A BIT OF EGG ON TOAST..." 1 P$="YOU SHALL NOT PASS." 1 P$="YOU CAN'T LEAVE WITH THAT APPLE." 1 P$="YOU CAN'T GO DOWN THERE." 1 P$="I'VE LOST SOMETHING.CAN YOU HELPME?" 1 P$="I WOULDN'T GO DOWN YET." 1 P$="HELLO." 1 P$="GROWL GROWL." 1 P$="GIVE ME ALL YOUR POSSESSIONS." 1 P$="EAST MIGHT BE A GOOD WAY TO GO." 1 NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST00UP 00DOWN02NORT05SOUT00EAST04WEST03UP 01DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST02WEST00UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST02UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT02EAST00WEST00UP 00DOWN06NORT10SOUT07EAST00WEST00UP 05DOWN00NORT06SOUT00EAST08WEST00UP 00DOWN00NORT09SOUT00EAST00WEST07UP 00DOWN00NORT11SOUT08EAST00WEST10UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT06EAST09WEST00UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT09EAST00WEST12UP 00DOWN00NORT14SOUT00EAST11WEST13UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST12WEST00UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT12EAST15WEST40UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST14UP 16DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST00UP 17DOWN15NORT18SOUT00EAST28WEST00UP 00DOWN16NORT00SOUT17EAST00WEST19UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST18WEST00UP 00DOWN20NORT00SOUT00EAST21WEST00UP 19DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST22WEST20UP 00DOWN00NORT23SOUT00EAST25WEST21UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT22EAST00WEST00UP 24DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST00UP 00DOWN23NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST22UP 00DOWN26NORT00SOUT00EAST00WEST27UP 25DOWN00NORT00SOUT00EAST26WEST00UP 00DOWN00NORT00SOUT29EAST00WEST17UP 00DOWN00NORT28SOUT00EA 1 NORM SAYS:Q 1 N$=N$+" " 1 N$="KNIF") 1 N$="CHAL") 1 N$="CAUL") 1 MOUS01NORM01BEER02BOTT02EMPT02ACID00ROPE06FRAY06STRI06KNIF07FLIC07CHEE08MOUL08TURN09COIN10BRAN11LOG 00PLAN14AXE 15PEND16HOOK00CAUL18POTI18BOX 20GLOV21SWOR22BIG 22KEY 23APPL24PAIN00PIG 00HEAD00POT 00BOIL00GRAP29HOOK29BALL30CHAL30SHOV31SPAD31GOLD32NUGG32GRAN33CHEQ33WINE00RED 34WHIT35YELL36WATE00SHIT00FUCK00PISS00BAST00CUNT00CRAP00WANK00 00 00 00 00 1 MANDRAKE. RAVEN. SIDHE. MEWLIP. GOLEM. HOBGOBLIN. GIANT WORM.WOLF. REDCAP. DWARF. SNAKE. 1 IN A DARK MUSTY ATTIC. LIGHT SEEPS IN THROUGH A SMALL SKYLIGHT, THROWING SHADOWS INTO A DARK CORNER. IN THE FLOOR IS AN OPEN TRAPDOOR. 1 BLOCKS YOU.Y 1 B$="NORM SAYS:": 1 ADVENTURE 1 A MOUSE CALLED NORM. AN EMPTY BEER BOTTLE. A BOTTLE FULL OF ACID. A BOTTLE FULL OF WATER. A POOL OF ACID IN THE BATH. A ROPE. A FLICK KNIFE. SOME MOULDY CHEESE. A TURNIP. A GOLDEN COIN. A STOUT BRANCH. A BROKEN BRANCH. A LOG. SOME PLANKS. AN AXE. A PENDANT. A HOOK ON THE TREEHOUSE. A CAULDREN OF POTION. A SWORD STUCK IN THE ROCK. A WEED COVERED BOX. A PAIR OF GLOVES. A JEWELLED SWORD. A SMALL GOLD KEY. A RED APPLE. A PAINTING. A ROASTED PIG'S HEAD. A POT OF BOILING WATER. A BOILED EGG. A GRAPPLING HOOK. A BALL OF CHALK. A SMALL SHOVEL. A GOLD NUGGET. THE ELUSIVE GRANT CHEQUE! 1 A MANDRAKE IS A CARNIVOROUS MAN-LIKE VEGETABLE, WHICH SIMPLY LOVES WAITING FOR SOME SILLY FOOL TO PULL IT UP. THE RAVEN IS, IN REALITY ONE MR.QUINTEN P. HODGE, TURNED INTO THIS FORM BY A REDCAP ON THE RAZZLE. THE SIDHE ARE A HARMLESS BUT INSUFFERABLE FORM OF FAIRIE FOLKWHO DELIGHT IN TAKING THE PISS OUT OF PEOPLE. A MEWLIP IS,TO BE HONEST,RIGHT OUT OF TOLKIEN. THEY LIVE WHERE IT'S WET AND ARE VERY DANGEROUS CUT-PURSES. A GOLEM IS A CARVED LUMP OF WOODGIVEN OBSCENE LIFE BY NECROMANCY..THEY ARE SUPREMELY THICK. THE HOBGOBLIN IS ONE MEAN MOTHERAND HE'S NOT GOING TO GIVE YOU AKISS. RUN AWAY FROM HIM VERY QUICKLY. GIANT WORMS ARE A MENACE. WHEN THEY GET SICK OF EATING EARTH THEY JUST LOVE TO GET THEIR JAWSINTO HUMAN FLESH. THERE ARE QUITE A FEW WOLVES IN THIS WORLD, AND VERY NASTY THEY ARE TOO. FAST, EVIL AND THEY AREALWAYS AFTER BLOOD. THE REDCAP IS THE MOST EVIL OF THE LITTLE FOLK. THEY DELIGHT INSKINNING AND DRINKING THE BLOO 1 =,(ST-YH): 1 =,(MS-MH): 1 ;Y$'''Y$;Y$ 1 ;"________________________________": 1 ;"YOUR GRANT CHEQUE HAS BEEN LOST IN THE POST AND YOU MUST WANDER AROUND FOR A BIT AND GET IT BACK-FIGHTING VARIOUS MONSTERS (WHO ARE,LIKE,SYMBOLISTIC OF THE"'"TOTALITARIAN ESTABLISHMENT ETC. ETC. ETC.)ON THE WAY." 1 ;"YOU WERE UNLUCKY.": 1 ;"YOU WERE LUCKY.": 1 ;"YOU HIT." 1 ;"YOU CAN'T JUST TAKE MY WINE!": 1 ;"YOU ARE DEAD!"; 1 ;"YOU ARE DEAD!" 1 ;"YOU ARE ";l$ 1 ;"THE MONSTER VANISHES": 1 ;"HE HITS.DO YOU WANT TO DODGE?" 1 ;"CONGRATULATIONS!"; 1 ;"CONGRATULATIONS!" 1 ;"ADVENTURE": 1 ;"ADVENTURE" 1 ;"A ";M$(N): 1 ;"-O-O-O-O-O-": 1 ;"-----------"; 1 ;"-+-+-+-+-+-+-" 1 ;" PRESS A KEY FOR NEW GAME... " 1 ;" - -- --- - --- -- - ": 1 ;" SILLY ADVENTURE NUMBER ONE "'' 1 ;" PRESS A KEY AND SUFFER... " 1 ;" ": 1 (N$="POTI" 1 (N$="MOUS" 1 (N$="FLIC" 1 (N$="CHEE" 1 (N$="BALL" 1 ''"WELL,IT HAD TO HAPPEN SOMETIME. SPEND A FEW THOUSAND YEARS IN LIMBO,AND TRY AGAIN... "; 1 ''"THE DAMNED THING IS NOW SAFE IN YOUR BEDROOM AND YOU CAN NOW START ANOTHER TERM. GOOD LUCK."; 1 "YOUR STATISTICS ARE:"'"SKILL:",SK'"STRENGTH:",ST'"LUCK:",LU: 1 "YOUR HEAD SPINS AND YOU ARE"'"SUDDENLY STRUCK BY A RATHER NICEEROTIC VISION.THE DWARF,SPURNINGYOUR ADVANCES,ATTACKS YOU WITH HIS FLICK KNIFE.": 1 "YOU,A HUMBLE ART STUDENT AT THE LOWER MIDDLE-EARTH COLLEGE OF HIGHER AND FURTHER EDUCATION AREJUST ABOUT TO START"'"ANOTHER FUN PACKED TERM OF" 1 "YOU THROW THE ROPE.IT HITS THE BANK...AND SLIDES OFF.": 1 "YOU THROW THE ROPE AND THE"'"GRAPPLING HOOK CATCHES.": 1 "YOU THROW THE ROPE AND IT LOOPS AROUND THE HOOK.YOU ARE NOW FREETO SWING TO THE TREEHOUSE.": 1 "YOU THROW THE COIN INTO THE WELLAND IT STARTS TO GLOW WITH AN EERIE LIGHT. YOU SUDDENLY FEEL AFORCE FIELD SHIMMER AROUND YOU.": 1 "YOU LOSE YOUR FOOTING AND FALL TO A VERY NASTY DEATH.": 1 "YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE THING.": 1 "YOU HAVEN'T GOT IT.": 1 "YOU HAVE YOUR HANDS IN ACID!": 1 "YOU HAVE WITH YOU:" 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO FILL!": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO EMPTY,FOOL.": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO DRINK.": 1 "YOU HAVE NOTHING TO ";X$;" TO"'"NORM.": 1 "YOU HAVE NOBODY TO HELP YOU.": 1 "YOU FILL THE BOTTLE WITH ACID.": 1 "YOU FEEL A SURGE OF POWER.": 1 "YOU DROP THE BRANCH. IT FALLS BETWEEN THE WALLS AND, WITH A GRIND, THEY STOP CLOSING": 1 "YOU DRINK THE POTION AND YOU"'"SUDDENLY FEEL A LOT STRONGER.": 1 "YOU COULD DO WITH A ROPE HERE.": 1 "YOU CAN'T THROW ANYTHING AT THE MOMENT. TRY 'DROP' AND SO ON...": 1 "YOU CAN'T PUT THAT ANYWHERE.": 1 "YOU CAN'T PULL ONE OF THEM.": 1 "YOU CAN'T PICK THAT UP.": 1 "YOU CAN'T OPEN ONE OF THEM.": 1 "YOU CAN'T GO THAT WAY.": 1 "YOU CAN'T DO THAT AT THE MOMENT.": 1 "YOU CAN'T ";X$;" THAT.": 1 "YOU CAN'T ";X$;" ANYTHING TO ANYONE HERE.": 1 "YOU CAN ONLY DRINK WINE.": 1 "YOU ARE SWEPT THROUGH THE GRILLEDICED ADVENTURER,ANYONE?": 1 "YOU ARE CARRYING TOO MUCH!": 1 "WHICH COLOUR WINE?": 1 "WHAT NOW? "; 1 "WALKING THROUGH A SECRETPASSAGE, WHICH IS RUNNING TO THEWEST. TORCHES ON THE WALLS CAST A FAINT LIGHT ON A GRATING IN THE CEILING AT THE END OF THE PASSAGE." 1 "VERY RESTFUL.": 1 "VERY FETCHING.": 1 "USEFUL FOR A PRESSING SITUATION.": 1 "THEY SAY BEWARE OF WORMS.": 1 "THEY LOOK VERY HEAVY DUTY.": 1 "THERE'S SOMETHING IN THE BOX!": 1 "THERE'S NOTHING TO TALK TO,TWIT.": 1 "THERE IS NOTHING HERE TO RING...": 1 "THERE IS NOBODY TO ASK FOR INFO!": 1 "THERE IS NOBODY TO ";X$;" THINGS!": 1 "THERE IS NO WINE HERE.": 1 "THERE IS NO LIQUID HERE.": 1 "THE WORM ";Q$: 1 "THE WOLF ";Q$: 1 "THE WALLS CLOSE. YOU ARE CRUSHED": 1 "THE WALLS ARE CLOSING IN!" 1 "THE TURNIP IS IN THE GROUND.": 1 "THE SNAKE ";Q$: 1 "THE REDCAP ";Q$: 1 "THE RED WINE IS POISONED! YOU SUDDENLY FEEL WEAKER.": 1 "THE PLANKS FORM A BRIDGE ACROSS THE LAKE.": 1 "THE MEWLIP ";Q$: 1 "THE MANDRAKE ";Q$: 1 "THE HOBGOBLIN ";Q$: 1 "THE GROUND IS NOW WET.": 1 "THE GRATE IS LOCKED.": 1 "THE GOLEM ";Q$: 1 "THE DWARF WON'T LET YOU.": 1 "THE DWARF SAYS:": 1 "THE DWARF SAYS:"'"THANKS A LOT. HAVE A DRINK.": 1 "THE CURRENT IS VERY STRONG..." 1 "THE CREATURE SAYS:"; 1 "THE BOX IS LOCKED.": 1 "THE BOTTLE IS ALREADY EMPTY.": 1 "THE BELL RINGS AND ONE OF THE SIDHE POPS UP.": 1 "THE ACID DISSOLVES THE CHALK TO REVEAL A SMALL GOLDEN KEY.": 1 "THAT BRIDGE DOESN'T LOOK SAFE.": 1 "TAKE WHAT?": 1 "STANDING ON THE BANK OF A FAST FLOWING RIVER WHICH IS RUNNING THROUGH A VAST GORGE. ONTHE GROUND YOU CAN SEE VARIOUS BITS OF GLACIAL ROCK WHICH HAVE FALLEN FROM ABOVE." 1 "STANDING ON A SLIPPERY ROCK STAIRCASE, LEADING UP FROM THE WATERFALL THROUGH A HAZE OF WATER DROPLETS. THE AIR IS FULL OF THE SOUND OF RUSHING WATER." 1 "STANDING IN THE CAVE BY A DEEP BLACK POOL WHICH IS SO DARK YOU CANNOT SEE INTO IT. THEPOOL IS SO STILL THAT THERE JUST HAS TO BE SOMETHING LURKING...THERE IS A HOLE LEADING DOWN." 1 "STANDING AT THE EDGE OF THE FOREST BY A DEEP LAKE.IN THECENTER OF THE LAKE IS A LARGE ISLAND. A RICKETY WOODEN BRIDGE SPANS THE GAP BETWEEN." 1 "SITTING ON A BRANCH LEADING OVER A QUITE EDDIFYING DROP TO A SMALL WOODEN TREEHOUSESITTING IN THE TOPMOST BRANCHES OF THE TREE.THE WAY ACROSS LOOKSDANGEROUS." 1 "SITTING IN THE TREE'S BRANCHES. IT IS VERY HARD TO SEETHROUGH THE THICK CLUSTER OF LEAVES BUT YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUTA SOLID BRICK WALL WITH A WINDOWTO THE EAST." 1 "SITTING IN A QUIET CAVE.LIGHT SEEPS IN FROM ABOVE, CATCHING ON A SMALL UNDERGROUND STREAM WHICH FLOWS OFF THROUGH ALARGE HOLE INTO ANOTHER CAVERN." 1 "ON THE LANDING, STANDINGIN A POOL OF GREEN BLOOD, WHICH IS DRIPPING FROM THE WALLS AND RUNNING DOWN THE STAIRS. A RATHER STRANGE SMELL WAFTS UP." 1 "ON AN ISLAND.TO THE WESTYOU CAN SEE A SMALL WOOD GOING INLAND. THE GROUND IS COVERED WITH SHORT WELL KEPT GRASS, WELLKEPT ENOUGH TO BE A LAWN." 1 "ON A WELL WORN PATH. BEHIND YOU IS A GATE WITH A SIGNREADING:'BIDE-A-WEE HOME FOR ITINERANT ART STUDENTS' AND EVENAT THIS DISTANCE THE SMELL IS OVERPOWERING." 1 "ON A SLIPPERY ROCK PLATFORM ABOVE THE FALLS, WHICH ARE CRASHING OVER A HUNDRED FEETDOWN INTO THE GORGE BELOW. A STONE CAIRN HAS BEEN BUILT HERE WITH A FLAT ROCK PLACED ON TOP." 1 "ON A RUN DOWN BALCONY, LOOKING OVER A TIP OF A GARDEN. FOR SOME OBSCURE REASON THE BALCONY IS COVERED WITH ANIMAL SKELETONS." 1 "ON A BALCONY OVERLOOKINGA SLIGHTLY SMALLER CAVE OF RED BASALT. BELOW CAN BE SEEN A STONE STAIRCASE LEADING DOWN INTO THE CAVERN." 1 "NORM ISN'T FEELING FRIENDLY YET.": 1 "NORM EATS THE CHEESE AND JUMPS ONTO YOUR SHOULDER.": 1 "NESTLED IN A HOLLOW MADEBY THE INTERSECTION OF TWO LARGEBRANCHES. WAY ABOVE YOU IS A TREEHOUSE AND TO THE EAST IS A VERY INTERESTING LOOKING BRICK WALL." 1 "LANGUAGE!": 1 "IT'S NOT HERE!": 1 "IT'S ALREADY FULL,BERK.": 1 "IT'S A MAGIC SWORD OF SKILL.": 1 "IT'S A MAGIC PENDANT OF LUCK.": 1 "IT WON'T POISON YOU.": 1 "IN THICK UNDERGROWTH, IN THE SHADE OF A LARGE AND VERYCLIMBABLE TREE WHICH TOWERS OVERALL THE OTHERS. UP IN IT'S BRANCHES YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT THE FLASH OF SUN ON GLASS." 1 "IN THE VEGETABLE GARDEN WHICH CAN ONLY BE CALLED AS SUCHBECAUSE IF YOU EAT ANYTHING IN IT THERE'S ONLY A 50% CHANCE OF CONTRACTING BOTULISM, COMPARED WITH THE REST OF THE HOUSE." 1 "IN THE SEWERS UNDER THE CASTLE. SMALL HOLES LEAD IN FROMEVERY DIRECTION AND FLOW OUT THROUGH A PIPE TO THE SOUTH." 1 "IN THE KITCHENS WHICH, AT THE VERY LEAST,KNOCK THE LASTKITCHEN YOU WERE IN INTO A COCKED HAT. ALL SORTS OF LOVELY FOOD ARE PILED AROUND HERE." 1 "IN THE FRONT GARDEN. BEHIND YOU IS A HOUSE THAT LOOKSLIKE IT'S UNDERGONE ALL OUT THERMO-NUCLEAR WAR. EXCEPT THIS ISN'T THAT SORT OF ADVENTURE." 1 "IN THE BATHROOM. FROM ANANCIENT CISTERN COMES AN OBSCENEGURGLING. THERE IS BLONDE HAIR STUCK IN THE BATH'S PLUGHOLE (I THOUGHT YOU HAD BLACK HAIR...)" 1 "IN THE BACK GARDEN. SOMETHING RUSTLES IN THE TWELVE FOOT WEEDS THAT INFEST THE PLACEAND SWARMS OF ANTS SURROUND THE ONE GROWING FLOWER (A VENUS FLY TRAP)." 1 "IN AN OVERGROWN ORANGARYAND THE HEAT IS STIFLING. ALL AROUND YOU ARE TROPICAL PLANTS AND INSECTS. SOMETHING MOVES BETWEEN THE PLANTS." 1 "IN AN ARMOURY. THE WALLSARE COVERED WITH CASES WITH ALL SORTS OF NASTY THINGS FOR DOING NASTY THINGS TO PEOPLE IN." 1 "IN A WATER WASHED CAVERNWITH MOISTURE RUNNING DOWN THE WALLS AND A LOUD ROARING COMING FROM BEHIND. AHEAD YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT A HOLE IN THE ROCK FLOOR." 1 "IN A VERY TIGHT PASSAGE LEADING UP AND FOR SOME WAY TO THE NORTH. FROM THE NORTH YOU CAN FEEL A STRANGE COLD SEEPING INTO YOUR BONES. THE GROUND IS COVERED IN ANIMAL HAIR AND SKIN." 1 "IN A VERY THICK FOREST. FROM ABOVE YOU HEAR THE CALL OF BIRDS SWOOPING THROUGH THE LIMBSOF THE HUGE TREES. IN THE UNDER-GROWTH YOU HEAR THE SOUND OF WORMS PRAYING." 1 "IN A VAST BANQUET HALL. A HUGE POLISHED OAK TABLE DOMINATES THE ROOM, AND SUITS OFARMOUR ARE RANGED ON EITHER SIDE." 1 "IN A VAST AZURE CAVERN. ON THE FLOOR AND ROOF ARE HUGE STALACTITES AND STALACMITES SCATTERED ON THE FLOOR ARE LARGELUMPS OF DRY ICE, CAUSING VAPOURTO FILL THE CAVERN." 1 "IN A TINY CLEARING, IN THE CENTER OF WHICH IS A SMALL WELL. BESIDE THE WELL IS A SIGN READING:'TOSS ME ONE AND YOU COULD GET THE SURPRISE OF YOUR LIFE, BUDDY!'." 1 "IN A TATTY BEDROOM. DUSTCOVERS THE CARPET AND THE NODDY WALLPAPER HAS, QUITE FRANKLY, SEEN A FEW BETTER DAYS. SLIME DRIPS DOWN THE WALLS." 1 "IN A SMALL WOOD. THE PLANTS HAVE BEEN KEPT IN CHECK AND THE GRASS IS STILL RATHER SUSPICIOUSLY SHORT. YOU CAN SEE SOME PAVING STONES LEADING NORTH" 1 "IN A SMALL TREEHOUSE. THE WALLS AND FLOOR ARE COVERED WITH ORNATE CARVINGS OF VARIOUS MYTHOLOGICAL CREATURES IN RATHERUNLIKELY POSITIONS. IN THE FLOORIS A TRAPDOOR." 1 "IN A SMALL NOOK LOOKING OVER THE MAIN CAVE. VAPOUR IS RISING UP FROM THE HOLE YOU CAMETHROUGH AND DRIFTING OFF THROUGHAN ARCHWAY TO THE EAST." 1 "IN A SMALL MINE SHAFT. THE WALLS ARE WORN AND CRACKED AND HAVE OBVIOUSLY BEEN DUG AT FOR QUITE A TIME. A SIGN READS: 'PRIVATE PROPERTY. GO AWAY'." 1 "IN A SMALL CAVE WITH SLITS IN THE WALLS, FROM WHICH STREAMS OF WATER JOIN UP WITH THE STREAM TO MAKE A FAST WHIRL-POOL IN THE CENTER OF THE CAVE." 1 "IN A LARGE WINE CELLAR. RACKS OF BOTTLES STRETCH FAR OFFIN ALL DIRECTIONS, ALONG WITH BARRELS, FLASKS AND CANS OF EVERY DRINK IMAGINABLE." 1 "IN A LARGE ROOMY HALL. THE STENCH IS STARTING TO GET ONYOUR NERVES NOW, AND SEEMS TO BEGETTING STRONGER TO THE SOUTH. A CRACKED GREEN DOOR IS TO THE NORTH." 1 "IN A HUGE ORNATE HALL. ABOVE,OAK BEAMS SPAN THE CEILINGAND THERE ARE LOTS OF PAINTINGS IN THE SURREALIST STYLE HANGING ALL OVER THE PLACE." 1 "IN A HIGH WALLED CAVERN,WITH A FAST FLOWING RIVER TO THEEAST AND A HEAVY ROCK DOOR TO THE WEST. THERE ARE STRANGE RUNIC SYMBOLS CARVED INTO THE WALL ABOVE YOU." 1 "IN A FLAGSTONE COVERED FORECOURT. THERE MIGHT OR MIGHT NOT BE SOMETHING WATCHING FROM AWINDOW ABOVE. A STREAM OF WARM AIR IS COMING FROM THE NORTH." 1 "IN A DIRTY KITCHEN. SOMEONE HAS BEEN USING IT AS A BATHROOM-AND NOT TO HAVE A BATH.IN THE FLOOR IS A SLIMY GRILLE LEADING TO GOD KNOWS WHERE." 1 "IN A DARK MUSTY ATTIC. LIGHT SEEPS IN THROUGH A SMALL SKYLIGHT, THROWING SHADOWS INTO A DARK CORNER. IN THE FLOOR IS AN OPEN TRAPDOOR." 1 "IN A COOL WOODED GLADE. THE UNDERGROWTH IS VERY THICK HERE AND FROM THE EAST YOU CAN HEAR THE SOUND OF WATER RUSHING OVER STONES." 1 "IN A CLEARING. THE PATH ENDS IN A HOLE WITH A SIGN ABOVEREADING:'RING THE BELL AND ENTER...'. BELOW THE SIGN IS A LARGE BELL WITH A ROPE ATTACHED TO IT." 1 "I TAKE IT YOU DIDN'T MEAN THAT.": 1 "I SEE NOTHING MUCH.": 1 "I SEE NO APPLE.": 1 "I KNOW WHERE I'D LIKE YOU TO.": 1 "I DON'T UNDERSTAND '";X$;"'.": 1 "I DON'T UNDERSTAND '";N$;"'.": 1 "I CAN BE VERY HELPFUL.": 1 "HOBGOBLIN ANATOMY CLASSES,"'"SULPHURIC COFFEE BREAKS AND"'"DIRTY UNDERWEAR WHEN YOU GET"'"SOME RATHER BAD NEWS..." 1 "HANGING ONTO CLIMBING IVY, WHICH IS GROWING UP THE SIDE OF A CASTLE. TO THE SOUTH, THROUGH A WINDOW, IS A LARGE EMPTY ROOM." 1 "GOD KNOWS,I DON'T.": 1 "FILENAME? "; 1 "EXITS ARE:"; 1 "DUMPED INTO A FAST UNDERGROUND RIVER, FLOWING SOUTHTHROUGH A RAZOR SHARP GRILLE.THEWEST BANK OF THE RIVER IS OUT OFREACH." 1 "DROP WHAT?": 1 "DRINK WHAT?": 1 "DON'T TOUCH!": 1 "DON'T BE STUPID.": 1 "DON'T BE DAFT.": 1 "DON'T BE A BLOODTHIRSTY LITTLE BRAT.": 1 "CHOP CHOP.MY GOD LOOK AT THAT!": 1 "BY THE WAY,THIS IS ALL TRUE,AND HAPPENED TO ME LAST SUMMER,AND THE DWARF STILL SENDS ME A PRESENT AT CHRISTMAS..." 1 "AT A WATERFALL, WHICH CRASHES DOWN A SHEER ROCK FACE TO THE EAST. THERE IS A SMALL ALCOVE TO THE NORTH AND THERE SEEMS TO BE A CAVE OF SOME SORT BEHIND THE WATERFALL." 1 "AT A FORK IN THE PATH. YOU CAN JUST MAKE OUT BUILDINGS OF SOME SORT TO THE EAST AND WEST. TO THE NORTH THE PATH RUNSINTO SOME THICK FOREST." 1 "ASK FOR SOME INFO.": 1 "AS YOU PULL THE TURNIP UP IT"'"EMITS A FOUL CHOKING SCREAM AND A MANDRAKE LEAPS UP WITH IT.": 1 "AS YOU MOVE TOWARDS THE SWORD YOU SLIP AND FALL HEAD FIRST"'"INTO THE FALLS...": 1 "ADVENTURE" 1 "ABOUT YOU CAN BE SEEN:" 1 "A ROPE IS NOT ENOUGH.": 1 "A DOOR SWINGS OPEN TO THE WEST.": 1 D.R. STONE 1 " 1